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'People were saying do not celebrate. I said ‘WHAT?’ I will celebrate!'
Saturday. Morning all. I hope you're all doing well. Remember, if you feel a bit poorly, there's a simple solution. After injecting yourself with a combination of bleach, floor polish and methylated spirits – remember to get it right into the eyeball now – you simply make one of these wonderfully therapeutic cocktails. Many scientificckers and drinkiologists say that cocktails are so great for healing. Just follow the recipe below. The Covid Cleanser – 1 bottle of vodka
– A pound of melted butter
– Three newt tails
– 3 gallons of seawater (refined)
– 8 drops of morning dew taken from a pristine lawn just after sunrise
– Mixed herbs like Marjoram,...
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